i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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