Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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