mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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