"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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