in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
