Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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