What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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