But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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