Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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