I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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