Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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