just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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