we made out on top of his cat.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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