oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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