Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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