I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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