I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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