But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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