ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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