I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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