okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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