I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
