wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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