So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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