i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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