I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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