like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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