Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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