Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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