I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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