god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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