i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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