I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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