True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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