You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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