Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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