Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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