I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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