He uses pillows to masturbate.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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