I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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