is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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