i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
dude. I can hear the air.
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