can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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