I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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