I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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