so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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