from now on my penis is your penis
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Mom said you looked used
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Randomize
