And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i think my cat just said my name.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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