Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
