Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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